Juicebox

I think Nurses use the same Juicebox

Obesity

As if drinking doesn't add enough empty calories...

My day off

What my husband has to suffer through when I'm unexpectedly called off work.

Who Am I?

I can't tell if this is a mattress or a teenager...

It's OUT!

When it takes 8 pokes to get an IV in on a 2 year old... And I walk in to find the patient has yanked it out :(