Nurse Bingo

I found this online and thought it would be fun to try out. It goes along with the "Fish Philosophy" (always make work enjoyable). Every nurse I know could use a little less stress and a little more fun at work. Give it a try and let me know how it goes in the comment section below.

What NOT to do!

Guidelines to bad parenting continued:

• Give them sex toys to play with
• Allow them to be around dangerous animals

Bad Parenting (Continued)

Guidelines to being a bad parent:

• Teach child how to use a bong, smoke cigarettes, and drink beer
• Strip, dance, and take naked pictures in front of them
• Teach them how to strip as well...

                         TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Bad Parenting

This week I'm dedicating this blog to parents. I'm not talking about the boring parents who take car of their children. I'm talking about the ones that make my life as a pediatric nurse a living hell at times.

Really?

I'm not sure they are addressing the correct problem....

Too Stupid to Live!

A Nurses Theme Song

This song is so hilarious, but a bit hard to understand all the word so I'm posting the lyric below! ENJOY :)

Lyrics:

• Spoken: You got a scratch and you need help stat! Mmm boy, we got a bandaid that’ll fix it like that! You’ve been complaining of that aching in your tummy, well we’ve got some tums that even taste yummy.
  

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• If you’ve got a sprain, hey look I’ve got some ice and if you need some c-p-r, my lips, they taste so nice,
  And if you’ve got a cold despite everything you’ve tried, well give you a shot, right in your back side.
  If you’re feeling down, cause your achin’ in your neck, we’ll stick you with an IV once or twice, what the heck!
  We are caring, here have a laxative. We are sharing, bed pans are superlative!
  
• We’ve got lots of drugs we’re happy to provide, their effects will take you on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world!
  Just one little poke and you’ll float far far away, here comes a little pinch, oh wups! I missed the vein, oh well!
  We are caring, if you start to choke, we are sharing, we’ll shove a tube down your throat…
  
• So next time that you’re sick and you don’t know what’s wrong, we can probe your membranes with a cold, sharp, metal prong
  And you’ll know that we really truly care, so come and be our patient if you dare.
  So come and be our patient if you dare!