Reasons to date a nurse :)

White scrubs are see through We asses all areas of the body Scrubs make for easy access They are clean They don't gag They know your body inside and out They know mouth to mouth 2 words... Sponge Bath They know how to penetrate things They have restraints and aren't afraid to use them They always have a rubber on hand They can go all night long We’re used to handling all types of bodily fluids We’re good at taking orders We know all the right places to palpate We know how to properly apply restraints We know lots of different positions… We know that lubrication is helpful in any procedure We’re always up for a good game of doctor