Sunday, September 11, 2011

Reasons to date a nurse :)


  • White scrubs are see through
  • We asses all areas of the body
  • Scrubs make for easy access
  • They are clean
  • They don't gag
  • They know your body inside and out
  • They know mouth to mouth
  • 2 words... Sponge Bath
  • They know how to penetrate things
  • They have restraints and aren't afraid to use them
  • They always have a rubber on hand
  • They can go all night long
  • We’re used to handling all types of bodily fluids
  • We’re good at taking orders
  • We know all the right places to palpate
  • We know how to properly apply restraints
  • We know lots of different positions…
  • We know that lubrication is helpful in any procedure
  • We’re always up for a good game of doctor

Amazing Cake

WoW!!! This cake is amazing! So detailed... from the LOT number to the wrinkles in the bottom of the bag. CRAZY! Wonder who spent their time doing this...